royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

17/05/13 ◔ 64139
  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN.
07:54PM ◔ 137217

leonmcgann:

this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight

06:49PM ◔ 24706

dr3amingofdisn3y:

disney-admin:

no-one-sees:

strangeasadream:

This is the most ridiculously awesome cosplay wig ever in the history of fandom.

This wig is better than the one in the parks

I wonder how heavy that wig is…

That’s amazing

05:44PM ◔ 23586
Teens Titans vs. Young Justice
Teen Titan caps by grande caps

04:38PM ◔ 6623

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03:33PM ◔ 28161

the-sarcastic-robot:

a-naive-british-love-affair:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

02:27PM ◔ 58861

pizza:

dempokeballstho:

Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining

I mean,

really?

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I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed. 

scared

01:22PM ◔ 73060